Dancing Nancies

So, Tuesday started out innocently enough. Cindy, Lindsey, and I went to see March of the Penguins at the American Film Institute. Excellent nature doc. for those who are into that stuff. We then decided that we were hungry so we hopped the Metro to Dupont. (SIDEBAR: In Miami, Cindy and I became obsessed with carpaccio) We were looking for a restaurant, Giovanni's, that serves carpaccio but noticed the Melting Pot. There we indulged in decadence and 2 bottles of wine. Of course, after the 2 bottles we realized we were just around the corner from Camelot. So, off we went to the strip club! We were so treated like queens. Right to VIP, great seats and the girls were amazing to us. They loved that we gave them props without being rude. So, our 5:30pm matinee turned to a 2:00am roll-in! WTF is wrong with my and my friends?!!

Don't Drink the Water

Okay, could my week have gotten any worse? Oh, but yes. I am house sitting for a friend with 5 dogs. That's not the bad part. No, when I got here last night her basement was flooded. Yes, flooded. How? It;s rained heavily for the past couple of days and evidently her son left a ball in the drain by the basement door. So last night Cindy, Derek (Nina's cousin), and I shop-vac'd til 1:30 or so. Then I worked on my project until around 3:00. I had clients today at11:00 and kept going until 2ish. I called Cindy to meet me for lunch (hello, Chipotle!). It was raining like I don't know what. I stepped on the curb and my flip flop fell off and went down the gutter. Yes, I am serious. Luckily we were right by a mall so,barefoot, I made my way to Payless to buy new shoes. Then I got to go see another client and then I had class until 8:00. Please let this crazy week be over!

Busted Stuff

So, I was getting ready for bed around 11ish tonight when I heard this really loud bang. For those who dont know I live in a cul-du-sac so I naturally thought someone hit a car that parks along the curves. I looked out the bedroom window to see a car in front of my driveway, headlights pointing toward the house. Then I noticed the flames under the car. Oh yes, flames. FLAMES. So, I ran downstairs to see if anyone was in the car, the guy jumped out and said he called 911. I called right after since the flames began to shoot out from the top and I heard a loud POP. So, the fire department came and put it out. HELLO FIREMEN! Hot boys. Seriously, Megan and I were thinking we should have called them when we lit the grill on fire. So now there is a charred car (which smells like burnt rubber) in front of the driveway so I don't know if I can get my car out tomorrow. I love when my parents go away, we always get great stories.

Bartender

WEEKEND REVIEW...Picture Style


So....our trip begins. Cindy and I have a habit of taking pictures on our way to our destination and then never taking pics when we are actually there. So here is me...very close up!

And here would be lovely Cindy....check out our matching Chanel sunglasses...hot, right?

And here would be the beautiful sunset on the way home!

Here is Megan and Barley...Big Ass Drafts

And here is Cindy and me after a few shots with Megan, Lindsey, Barley and some ex-Terps basketball guy!

Drive In Drive Out

So, Cindy and I decided to take a road trip to OC on Saturday. We were both jonesing for the beach. Did we not pick the most perfect day. Sunny, 86, beautimous! Took us 4.5 hours to get there but we got hit on by some 12-year-olds so, hey, all great right? Grabbed a slice of pizza at the Dough Roller then hit the sand. Sat behind the cutest lifeguard with the hottest tattoo. Yum! Water was excellent, 70 and waves. We didn't see waves in Miami so this was a treat. Granted, in OC you cant see your feet like you can in Miami. Oh well, to each his own right!
After the beach we threw on some clothes and hit Hoopers for some all-you-can eat crabs, shrimp, corn, chicken, etc. SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!! Decent waiter, hit on us too....we must of just looked so hot with sand in our hair and no make up on. I guess I shouldn't complain, if we looked hot looking like ass then how hot we must be when we put some effort into it!?!!
Today is lazy day, lounging, laundry, then....Big Ass Drafts, what a surprise...Sunday and I am going to Cornerstone!

Proudest Monkey

Since I love them so much, my little monkey and my little bro get the place of honor. Here are Aly and Ian showin' some love. Excellent!

Typical Situations

The Weekend in Review...a Photo Journal!


Okay, so we may have had people at the house this weekend. It started out simple enough...a BBQ, some beer. That is until I set my dad's grill on fire and we needed to put it out with the fire extinguisher. Whoops. Great time had by all i think.

Here are Megan and Kristen....that would be Chris in the back with the arms...whatever.





Kristen and Megan again, looking as hot as can be. Holla at yo girls!













Now you got the best looking ladies there ...Me, Cindy and Lindsey. I have had a few, Cindy more than a few, and Lindsey....well...


And here she is, Ms. Nasty. Alyson, Megan, Lindsey, Brad, Ian, and I all hit up Cornerstone....for what else, Big Ass drafts. Aly is seen here showing displeasure for our shitty waitress and her crappy luck at quarters.